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Race and Politics.
  The latest debacle involving Barrack Obama and the Reverand Wright to me has been very concerning.  By now I am sure everyone is aware of the situation, basically Rev. Wright spouting off all kinds of hate messages against whites, and how oppressed the black nation still is in today’s society.  Obama attended Wright’s church for twenty plus years, and was at one time considered a mentor of Wright.  On Tuesday, Obama finally took a stand on the issue saying he was outraged by Wright’s comments, and they do not share the same ideals.

 

To me this just seems like a lot of saving face.  Why in the world would you attend a church for twenty some years that employs a fanatical preacher if you didn’t share their same ideals.  To me by Obama being called a one-time mentor of Wright’s is enough to say of course he shares the same ideals.  If Obama was to save any face at all in this campaign he had to say he did not agree with Wright.  However, I honestly don’t believe him.  Between all that has happened in his past with Rev. Wright, and his non-stance on many important issues, I think Obama is a radical idealist just riding on the fence and waiting to pounce if he gets elected.

 

Obama’s wife is a whole other story.  Her comments about finally being proud of her Nation for the first time a couple of weeks ago was completely unacceptable.  How could Obama not be a hardcore black libertarian with all of these fanatical people surrounding him and helping him make decisions?  There is too much we don’t know about this man to be comfortable with him at the helm of our country.  This country needs stability and assurance right now in the face of economic struggles, and international unrest.  I think Obama would bring just the opposite.  He could easily f*ck things up on a whole lot of fronts without much effort.

 

One reader stated to me last week that he thought if Obama was elected he would go the route of JFK or MLK.  I have to admit, that is a very valid point, and the more I think about it I agree.  People aren’t going to stand for drastic change right now, regardless of color.  I have no problem with a black or woman president, if they are suited for the job, and we know their complete stance on the issues.  Also, I really want to know their complete past, since after all this person will be representing our Nation, not to mention making important decisions.  I think we are all entitled to know the whole story on all candidates, be it good or bad.  The point is, the whole race issue that has come up with Obama is ugly, but I’m glad it did come up so people can know a bit more about his past.

Keith Kloob 4-30-08

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Peak Oil
is the point in time when the maximum rate of global petroleum production is reached, after which the rate of production enters its terminal decline.  If global consumption is not mitigated before the peak, an energy crisis may develop because the availability of conventional oil will drop and prices will rise, perhaps dramatically.

 

It seems that optimists predict the peak of oil production to hit in the 2020’s or 2030’s, and expect new technological advances that will make it a non-factor by that time.  Pessimists think it has already happened, and we are in the early stages of a global depression that could eventually cause a mass breakdown of civilization as we know it.

 

There is many factors that have sped up the production of oil.  The rapid development of China and India, and the rapid population growth of the world in recent years are the big causes of increased oil production.  Because supplies of oil and gas are essential to modern agriculture techniques, a fall in global oil supplies could cause spiking food prices and unprecedented famine in the coming decades.

 

I have no clue who is accurate in the predictions of when peak oil will happen, but the consensus is that it will happen.  I don’t think anyone really has a clue when it will be because rumor has it that there still is undiscovered oil laying hidden on our planet.  Still, it’s not an infinite supply, so it will run out some time.  The scary thing is that there really is nothing anyone can do to delay the inevitable.  Except improve technology so our future generations will not have to rely on coal.

 

Peak oil will wreak havoc on every economy in the world.  Oil will become a prized commodity going for top dollar.  If you think it is bad now, just wait.  If it gets to that point, the world will get crazy for a bit.  However, I really don’t think anyone will let it get to that point. 

 

Let’s just assume for a minute that it did get to that point, and no new technologies were ever developed to replace oil.  It would be a good time for all who hate technology.  Oil runs pretty much everything.  All forms of transportation that are not human powered, to produce batteries for your electric cars, you still need oil.  To produce nuclear power, you still need oil to run the manufacturing machines.  To get on the internet, you need oil to run the manufacturing process of computers, and even worse, microchips are a large part oil.  So eventually we have no more driving anywhere except on your bicycle, forget about flying anywhere ever again, and you will have to work very close to home.  Commuting is no longer an option.  Trains might hang on for a bit longer, since we seem to have a huge amount of available coal.  In essence, if no new technologies are every fully developed to replace oil, we will go back to the “Little House on the Prairie Days!”  Phenomenal!  That would be a blast. 

 

There is way too many smart and greedy people in this world to ever let that happen when there is a quick buck to be made, and I’m assuming they will start pushing this development a lot faster in the near future.  Peak oil is another scare tactic that really serves no purpose.  I’m excited what types of companies will overtake the oil giants when the time of oil has passed, and how do I get a foot in the door in the early days.  We need PJ to write a piece on future energy types and how to invest wisely early in these companies.

Keith Kloob 4-25-08

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Earth Day Propaganda.
  It is a novel concept that I will agree has good intentions.  I remember back in grade school when Earth Day, was simply Earth Day.  No huge hubbub, just a day to reflect on our environmentally friendly practices.  Try to recycle more, don’t litter, don’t waste energy or water, yadda yadda yadda.  I think that is a very good thing for everyone to do every once in awhile, if not for the sake of our planet’s health, at least to conserve yours and our financial resources by not wasting dollars.


In current times Earth Day is flat out nauseating.  The tree-huggers come out in full force and make it well known that they are on top of their game.  I just question how dedicated they are to this cause.  To me it seems more like the “hip thing to do” rather than a true conviction by all of these left-wingers.  A fellow by the name of Steve Hayward best sums up the health of our environment in my eyes, “More than 30 years ago political scientist Anthony Downs discerned what he called the “issue-attention cycle,” a five-stage process by which the public and especially the news media grow alarmed over an issue, agitate for action, generate piles of scary headlines, and then begin to draw back as we come to recognize that the problem has been exaggerated or misconceived, and the price tag for action comes in. While Downs thought that the issue-attention cycle for the environment would last longer than most issues, it appears the mother-of-all-environmental scares -- global warming -- is following his model and is going to begin to fade like other environmental alarms of the past such as the population bomb and the “we’re running out of everything” scares.”  (You can download his full, realistic report on the health of the environment beneath this rant, which you should read).


I truly question the validity of all of these fanatical earth folk.  I can’t help it.  If it’s not “Being Green,” they would have some other cause to champion.  In not so distant times past these folks were clamoring about a new Ice Age about to come upon us soon, after that all the rage was the Ozone Layer disintegrating and all of us being fried to pieces.  Last I heard, the ozone layer has almost fully restored itself.  Global warming is just another trend.  How do these folks explain that the year of 2007 was the coldest recorded year of worldwide temperatures?  Apparently there is one reading that records all of the world’s yearly temperatures, and combines them into one consensus average worldwide temp for that year.  It seems strange to me that would occur in the midst of our planet going through a global warming crisis.


Throughout the existence of the planet it has went through tons of these different cycles.  Warmer globe temps, Ice Ages, Meteorite impacts, you name it, the events are probably too numerous to list.  I think what people forget is that the Earth is a self-healing object.  Man may contribute some harmful elements to the equation, but they are just a blip on the radar compared to the natural catastrophes that occur.  No matter what man does to it, the Earth will restore itself.  It has been around much longer than us, and will still be around long after we are all gone.


As I stated earlier, I am all for conserving energy, recycling, and being friendly to the Earth.  Just don’t do it for doomsday reasons that the world is ending if we all don’t, because that’s not going to happen.  Do it to save yourself some money, and keep things looking nice for everybody.

Keith Kloob 4-24-08

Download the Index of Leading Environmental Indicators 2008 Report

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Lethal Injection as Cruel and Unusual Punishment – What???

The Supreme Court announced its decision on Wednesday that executions that have been stayed in all states should now go forward.  Many people thought this was going to be a momentous decision that was going to change the method of lethal injection, and make it not as easy to apply.  However, the Anti-Death Penalty advocates were disappointed, and praise the Lord for that.

 

Two convicted murderers in Kentucky had claimed that the widely used three-drug lethal injection method constitutes cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.  They tried to show that some of the drugs used actually masked excruciating pain that is actually suffered by the prisoners right before they die. 

 

Chief Justice Roberts wrote for the majority saying prisoners who claim that an alternative method would be better would have to show it significantly reduced the risk of severe pain.  This basically leaves the door open for more litigants trying to test this issue in the future.  I wish the Court would have used Scalia’s separate opinion, to say an execution method would violate the Eighth Amendment only if it were deliberately designed to inflict pain.  That test would make it even harder for challengers to succeed than Roberts' approach, and set a better precedent to be followed.

 

Question:  What does it matter?  You are going to die either way, so what is the difference?  Will the apprehension of a little pain before death, make you fear death anymore?  Lets say a prisoner murdered a family of four in a gruesome fashion.  Do we really care if he suffers a little pain right before his death?  This argument seems incredibly weak to me, and I cannot believe the Court even wasted it’s time hearing this on appeal.  Tax dollars well spent.  The government has much bigger fish to fry than if lethal injection causes a little pain before death.  If you kill someone, why should you be given a peaceful death?  I think the Electric Chair was a great method.  It scared the sh*t out of everyone, and who knows, maybe it was even a deterrent for some people not to murder?  I say lets start a petition to bring back the electric chair, and while we are at it make every state adopt the death penalty.  Lets get everyone on common ground.

Keith Kloob 4-18-08

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American Idol Gives Back

Last night the wife was watching American Idol, and they had a special episode airing called “Gives Back.”  I guess the whole point of this episode was to raise money by having people call a hotline and donate money to selected issues ranging from poverty to tree-hugging issues.  I didn’t watch most of it, but one cause I did catch was the rate of poverty in the New Orleans area.  They proceeded to show a mom who weighed easily 350 lbs, and her two kids who also were pushing 300 lbs. 

 

Something is wrong with that picture.  A trio of 300 pounders complaining about living in poverty strikes me as almost too funny to be true.  Ok, I understand you might live in a crime-ridden area where drug use, gang activity, and community morale on the whole is low.  That is unfortunate, and I do feel bad for people truly living in those conditions.  But.......how bad can it be for people that are enormously fat?  Are you truly living in poverty when you are morbidly obese?  I’m sorry, but I don’t buy it.

 

Our country has a different view on poverty than most of the other countries of the world.  Being poor for the most part in the US is not having a TV that is not at least 40 inches wide, or every family member not having their own cell phone.  Most people in this country have no clue what it is like to miss a meal.  The thing that struck me the most about the family that American Idol showed is that I doubt the Mom works.  Yet she still finds reason to bitch about living in a crime-ridden part of town.  Get a job, and make things different instead of spending your whole welfare check on McDonalds and Pizza Hut!  If she truly did want to get out of that area of town, she could.  Work, save some money, and make it happen.  People do it everyday, so don’t expect us to reward you for your laziness.

 

The thing about having a job, it actually might make you motivated.  It’s a crazy concept that many welfare folks in this country refuse to adopt.  Instead they take the free government money that we give them, and eat junk food, smoke cigarettes, and get dead hammered off of cheap booze everyday.  Also, they tend to procreate like rabbits.  These are the exact people that shouldn’t be procreating for criminy sakes!  However, it doesn’t end there.  After doing all this crap, and not having to work, they still complain that their life is so hard!  By doing this, they engrain this thinking into their kid’s heads, who then in turn become a whole new generation of lazy ingrates.  Its unbelievable. 

 

Bottom line.  Don’t hold a fundraiser for people that weigh 300 lbs, and hold it under the guise that they are impoverished.  It’s complete bullshit, and anyone who disagrees is a dumbass.

Keith Kloob 4-11-08

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Video Cameras Monitoring Your Every Move?

D.C. officials are giving police access to more than 5,000 closed-circuit TV cameras citywide that monitor traffic, schools and public housing — a move that will give the District one of the largest surveillance networks in the country.  The program will allow agencies to share camera video feeds and provide the city with a network that is actively monitored and that Mr. Darnell said will operate "24 hours a day, 365 days a year."

 

There is no express right to privacy in the U.S. Constitution.  The Bill of Rights, however, reflects the concern of the framers of the Constitution for protecting specific aspects of privacy, such as the privacy of beliefs (1st Amendment), privacy of the home against demands that it be used to house soldiers (3rd Amendment), privacy of the person and possessions as against unreasonable searches (4th Amendment), and the 5th Amendment's privilege against self-incrimination, which provides protection for the privacy of personal information.  Also, the Ninth Amendment states that the "enumeration of certain rights" in the Bill of Rights "shall not be construed to deny or disparage other rights retained by the people."  The meaning of the Ninth Amendment is not entirely clear, but some people have interpreted the Ninth Amendment as justification for broadly reading the Bill of Rights to protect privacy in ways not specifically provided in the first eight amendments.

 

The City is saying that the primary benefit is for the public health and safety for everyone.  Now I don’t dispute that D.C. has an alarming crime rate, but this has taken things to a whole new level.  You put a few cameras out, fine, but when does that stop?  Eventually you are watching everything that everybody is doing.  It may serve its purpose for public places and monitoring people’s behavior, but eventually these cameras are going to start capturing activities that are in the privacy of people’s own abodes.  That is when the trouble starts, and all hell could break loose.

 

I just think this is a bad deal no matter how you look at it, and a move that raises major red flags.  Isn’t that basically what a communist state would do to their citizens?  Watch every move they make, even if taken out of context?  I remember in the movie Demolition Man, starring Wonderful Wesley Snipes (the tax evader in real life), they had this little communist or socialist society where they monitored every move that everybody made, and it was really creepy.  If this is allowed to stay in place it could start a trend of monitoring people that could snowball into a major problem.

 

Then again who knows, maybe our big government does that already via satellites?

Keith Kloob 4-10-08

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Abortion

A hot topic that usually solicits a strong opinion from most people.  Of course the Supreme Court was given the task of handling this issue for the first time, since no legislation had the balls to setup some laws regulating or prohibiting it.  This is a prime example of the Supreme Court getting a bad rap for something they truly don’t deserve.  They did the best they could with this issue that is filled with intricacies, and came up with a decision that infuriates many people.


Most people know the basics of Roe v. Wade, but here it is in a nutshell.  In 1973, the Court used a trimester-based analysis that generally prohibits regulation of abortions in the first trimester, allows regulation for protecting the health of the mother in the second trimester, and allows complete abortion bans after six months, the approximate time a fetus becomes viable.  In 1992, most people thought that Planned Parenthood v. Casey would overturn Roe and prohibit abortions.  However, it basically reinforced Roe and instead only did away with the trimester tests, and put in place a new test to use when addressing abortion cases.  Does the regulation in question place an undue burden on a woman's right to choose an abortion?  Using this new test, courts have upheld some abortion regulations (such as 24-hour waiting periods) while striking down others.  In both of these cases the Court decided to base its decisions on the Due Process Clause, and the 14th Amendment Right to Privacy.


I was raised in a religious family, and still hold most of the values today, so that part of me thinks that abortion is flat out wrong.  Obviously there is extreme situations where abortion is ok, such as being raped, or a medical condition that would kill the mother, but other than that my core beliefs tell me it should be outlawed completely.  However, then I look at it from a constitutional perspective, and my opinion wavers a bit.  Many right-wing staunch republicans are against outlawing abortion.  To me they are contradicting themselves in a major way with this position.  Isn’t the major position of Republicans less government is a good thing?  Explain to me how outlawing abortion by regulation is less government?  It is truly prohibiting freedom of choice on a fundamental right that is known as privacy.  Should someone be forced to exert their body to something they do not want too, no matter how irresponsible they were?  From a Constitutional perspective I don’t see how abortion can be outlawed in the early stages of pregnancy without going against what the core of our Constitution relays.  I’m trying to look at this from both sides of the issue, no matter how difficult that can be to see the good of allowing abortion.


That being said, as an example to our country and getting back to the moral values we have strayed away from, I believe outlawing abortion would be a great first step in the right direction.  What better way to stress the importance of being responsible about the decisions you make?  Human life is valuable, and not something you can just wash away with a morning-after pill.  One of the biggest problems in our country right now is that most people never worry about the consequences of their actions, which in turn is rapidly degrading our society every single day.  Call me a hypocrite all you want tree-huggers, but I will continue to fight and vote for less government, and yet beg for regulation that prohibits abortion.  It seems some civil rights issues do need regulation in order to get the moral welfare of our country in good shape again.

Keith Kloob 4-2-08

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School Prayer.  This country was founded partly on strong religious beliefs and letting everyone pave their own way of it, without being oppressed by a tyrannical government.  Often in hard times in the early formation of our country, people clung to their faith in God, or whatever Deity they chose to worship.  A little thing called Faith enabled many people to make a go of it for another day, and ultimately succeed.  This country was founded on letting all people practice whatever religion they want, work where they want, live where they want, and sleep and shit wherever they want.  I don’t understand why we are slowly taking all of these choices away.


School prayer is just one of many examples of the things that have slowly but surely been taken away from us as a right.  For the past 45 years, Courts have constantly struck down the right of students to freely pray in school or at school events.  Prayer has been banned from the classroom, graduation ceremonies, and now even before and during sporting events.


I’m not trying to make anyone feel bad about not being religious and not praying, but what is so evil about people that do like to pray in public?  Is it so horrible and appalling to see little Johnny say a prayer to start his day that you have to run and sue the school?  Are these people that insecure that by seeing other people pray they feel like outcasts because they choose not to pray?  No one is forcing people that don’t like to pray to participate.  I thought our country was based on the majority rules?  Seeing that 95% of our population practices or recognizes some sort of religion, I find it hard to believe that the majority of kids would not pray in school if not given the chance.  At least if a designated time was allotted so they wouldn’t feel embarrassed on their own, because that’s just the way kids are.


I think school prayer is the sort of thing that we should advocate to our young people, instead of ban.  Taking some quiet time to tell God or Allah your problems or struggles can sometimes be the ticket to calming a person down, or setting things in perspective.  Religion and the free practice is the foundation of our country, just look at the Constitution, it refers to God and religion numerous times, so it obviously played a big part in the forming of our Nation.


Somewhere along the line we stopped listening to the majority voice on the really important matters, and now cater too much to the minority side of things.  In doing this I truly believe we are unraveling the great nation we have in place.  Once you lose your core values, there is really nothing to stand on in hard times.  Simply put, we have become a Nation of spoiled egotistical assholes.

Keith Kloob 3-28-08

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The Right to Die.  If you were in a coma for any length of time, and it appears the chance of waking up are slim, would you want to have the right to choose by earlier pre-coma evidence that you want to die?  Personally, I would want that right.  So many things can be shown to back up this assertion.  First off, after a while this will wear down your loved ones to a nub.  By visiting you everyday for years it will suck the life out of them.  Seeing you lying there as a vegetable would have to absolutely make their life a living hell by knowing they can do nothing to help you get better.  To me that enough is to want the plug pulled.  Also, this may sound harsh, but the financial drain this puts on society in general is astronomical.  The costs for the hospital to keep running the machine that keeps you alive, constant care, and feeding you will be very large after a certain amount of time.  This in turn translates into massive bills for your loved ones to have to deal with, which in turn translates to higher insurance rates which will affect us all.


The Supreme Court did rule on this issue in Cruzan v. Director, Missouri Department of Health in 1990.  They allowed a comatose patient to have her life terminated, but only by “clear and convincing evidence” of the comatose patient’s wish to die.  Later, additional evidence was discovered of her wish, and the plug was allowed to be pulled.  Eight of the nine Justices found the right to die was a fundamental right of the Due Process Clause (Scalia disagreed of course).  However, it seems clear and specific evidence is needed to prevail.


Terri Schiavo is another example that I’m sure everyone has heard about.  In 2005, feeding tubes were finally allowed to be pulled after she had been in a coma for 15 years.  Her husband just wanted her to die in peace.  The judicial decision allowing this struck down numerous state and federal laws that were created basically just to keep her alive.  This decision swayed a bit from the "clear and convincing evidence" requirement, which was encouraging to see.  Her parent’s claimed she was conscious, but just by looking at her, I don’t understand how they could be so selfish.  It was inhumane to keep her alive that long in my humble opinion. 


I think after a certain amount of time, if it appears a comatose patient is pretty much dead to the world, the family should be able to pull the plug on their loved one, and save that person some dignity of a noble death.  Even if there was no clear and convincing evidence that the comatose patient desired for this outcome.  Sometimes you have to trust in your loved ones judgments.  **Disclaimer** It’s easy for me to sit and pass judgment on this issue, but if this actually happened to me or a loved one it would be the most difficult and awful choice that I can imagine having to make.  Right now, a difficult choice for me is choosing between Coke and Mountain Dew for my daily morning fountain drink.


Should assisted-suicide be allowed?  I have to admit that I kind of feel like it should for people who meet certain criteria.  Age, health, and other alarming attributes could all potentially qualify.  If I were a Democrat I would call it “Quality Assurance Population Control.”  Thoughts?

Keith Kloob 3-27-08

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The Right to Bear Arms.  The Second Amendment to the US Constitution states, “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”  Recently, this has been a hot topic with the Supreme Court.


The Right to Bear Arms can be viewed in two ways.  The first view by Pro-Gun advocates (which I am), insist that it guarantees the right of individuals to possess and carry a wide variety of firearms.  The second view by Gun Control advocates contend that the Amendment was only meant to guarantee to States the right to operate militias.


I think it can be boiled down this easy: Gun Control Advocates really just want to abolish the Second Amendment.  They see militias as a dead topic, and a thing of the past.  They think no one should be able to possess a gun for any reason, unless you are actively on service in the military, or in law enforcement.  What does this mean?  Forget about hunting, forget about trap shooting, and most of all forget about protecting your home and family.  Just think about all of the horrifying scenarios that would develop if they succeeded in getting rid of all rights to possess a gun.  It scares the crap out of me.  Criminals are always going to find away to get their hands on guns, even if they are banned.  This will just make their pickings for burglaries and other forms of nonsense that much more risk free. 


A citizen deserves the right to protect their castle, and the most effective of way of doing that is with a firearm.  Imagine if that right was taken away?  I see no good that could come out of this ban, and the pure outrage of it being passed would be amazing to watch.  An outright ban will not happen, but I can see some sort of minor remedial measure taken that will still be very annoying.  It seems to me that the measures hunters need to take while transporting firearms are plenty stringent the way things stand as of now.  What more can they do? 


I place the blame of this stupid initiative squarely on the shoulders of the Democrats and fellow tree huggers.  Do they honestly have nothing better to do with their time?  If guns were banned, think the crime rate would skyrocket, rather than go down.  Here’s a thought, instead of banning guns, why don’t we encourage all law-abiding citizens to get permits to carry?  I bet money that would ensure the crime rate drops.  Psycho teenagers might not be near as prone to start shooting up malls and college campuses knowing the risk of being capped by any random as soon as they pull out their arsenal.  Maybe we should let citizens start policing themselves more, instead of less?  I think that risk is much better than the alternative of big government getting even bigger.

Keith Kloob 3-26-08

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People ripping on the Supreme Court.  Maybe I am in a unique position and notice this a bit more, but it still never fails to amaze me how people blame the Supreme Court for so many important issues in this country.  The examples are virtually endless, but to name a few, abortion, civil rights, gun control, presidential races, and religion.


First off, the Supreme Court does deserve some blame for certain decisions because they are only human.  Hindsight is always 20-20.  However, these people get their positions by the Presidents we elect.  True, they do have a life term, and some drastically change their stances on issues over time, but they still start out USUALLY aligned with the views of whatever party in control put them on the Bench.  So in a far-fetched way we do have a say on who sits on the Bench.  By the way, I am in favor of always having a bench with a good balance of conservatives and liberalists.  A view of all aspects is incredibly important when making decisions of this magnitude.


My biggest beef with people complaining over Supreme Court decisions is that the reason they had to make these decisions is that our Legislature usually has failed to make a law or statute to clearly govern the issue at hand.  The reason for that is because these people want to get reelected, and will never chance making a law that could gain them disfavor and cause them to lose their seat.  So that leaves all of the hot topics to the Supreme Court because they don’t have to worry about the popular vote with their trusty life terms.  They do the best they can, and clearly in many situations they are not pleased to have to make these controversial decisions when the Legislature could have handled it from the beginning.  Legislating is usually a trial and error process, so if they at least make an attempt to govern certain issues, they can always amend later for adjustments.  At least they would be proactive in this manner, and cut off a lot of disputes before they even develop.  That doesn’t happen now enough.


I’m not saying the Supreme Court is flawless, there is many things that could probably be done to improve the process, but it works for me.  As long as our politicians refuse to make rules on matters that really matter, be thankful we have the Supreme Court, even if you don’t agree with some of their decisions.  They are way too underappreciated for the shitty job they have.

Keith Kloob 3-21-08

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Why is a college education so important? Why so “prestigious,” so “necessary,” so expected?


I’m here to tell you today that unless you went to Oxford, Yale, or possibly Dickinson State, a college education/degree matters little in the grand scheme of life. In general the college diploma is just another “hoop to jump through” in the quest for a job. But is it really necessary?


If you went to or graduated regular college with regular 4-year program classes (not medical school, dental school, etc.), do you ever use the coursework information you supposedly learned in your everyday, real world occupation? Chances are not bloody likely. Like anyone, I took bogus classes in the pursuit of the 4 year degree.

Classes like Native American Culture and Sociology and besides being a waste of money; I took little from them…which is good because I gave little effort towards them. I guess my point is why force incoming college kids to waste time and money on useless curriculum? When did it become so taboo to have programs of study on learning a specific skill set? Maybe instead of Women’s Studies, we start teaching 18 year olds to manage their money wisely or learn basic plumbing techniques. Let me tell you, students who took classes like that will be much more prepared and adjusted for the real world than bleeding hearts that major in Art History.


The reason why all these nonsense is that colleges and professors have agendas and the only way they can voice them is through “required” classes. Think about it.


I think we should stop telling high schoolers that unless they go to college, they don’t have a chance. Why not promote more trade schools. We all know how hard it is to find a good mechanic or electrician when you need them so let’s get more people trained in those fields!


Rarely do I promote the emulation of Europeans but in general they got it right when it comes to the High School vs college or trade school track. In high schools in England for example, at age 16 you are graded in a series of difficult tests that determines if you go to college or go to trade program. It weeds the students out in an orderly fashion and gives non book smart kids a chance to make a good living with a needed skill or trade. Why don’t we have a better form of that in America? Stop making kids not suited for college go into $20,000 in student loan debt for a worthless degree. They could go 2 years of trade school and end up at the same manufacturing job they’d end up taking after wasting four years, but in little to no debt and better qualified to boot.


The bottom line is that college is NOT for everyone. Just because it’s available doesn’t make it the best choice for the nation’s future workforce. Let’s get people trained to do the many services we now require and stop supporting rubbish “cultural” studies courses that help nobody.


Besides, have you ever met a Sociology major you actually liked?

Perry Tostenmen 3-13-08

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The smoking ban.  Most of the time, I am a nonsmoker.  However, when I enjoy an alcoholic beverage, I do also enjoy to have a few cigarettes.  Not sure why, but I have been doing this for years.  When I’m not having a beer, I have absolutely no desire to smoke.  None.  The smell even repulses me.  To be fair, I am trying to quit smoking even when I do have a few drinks, but that is a work in progress.


Smoking is such a dirty habit.  The whole concept is for lack of a better word, gross.  Hmmm, I’m bored so I’m going to light up this little tube of tobacco and choke it down into my lungs.  That should kill some time (no pun intended).  What’s not to like about smoking?  The yellow film that it leaves on your fingers, not to mention lungs, the wonderful aroma it leaves on your clothes, hair, and breath, or even better the heaviness it places in your lungs, and chunky green buggers that will inevitably result the next day are all major reasons to smoke.  What is not to love about this habit?


Smoking plays a part in our economy.  Beyond the fact that many people smoke because they are nervous by nature, and it calms them, smoking does have its purpose.  It produces much income in the form of tax dollars that is being put to use for certain measures that do benefit society as a whole.  So it’s not a total loss.  As for the smoking ban, I am firmly against it.  Don’t get me wrong, I am all for clean air, I will not, and never have been able to eat a meal in a smoking establishment because the odor overwhelms the taste of your food.  I just think there was better ways to go about this ban.  Could we not have designated certain places that do not serve food the right to choose?  Would that really have been such a bad thing?  You say “what about the employees in those places?”  My answer is that there will not be very many of these places, so the effect if these nonsmoking employees choose not to work there will be at best minimal.  Besides nearly all of these employees smoke anyways.


The main reason I am against this ban is that we are starting to get WAY too much government control.  It is now slowly undercutting our 1st and 9th amendment rights, and the US people, just like sheep, are ignorantly letting it happen.  Too much government is a very bad thing for many reasons.  It cuts down our freedom of choice, the main attribute of our country, but even more importantly it slowly erodes away at our capitalistic machine.  Small changes like this may not seem apparent now, but over time they start to culminate, and the very backbone of our economy will take a major hit.  Bottom line, who are the ones that pay for that hit?  You my friend.  You can only blame yourself for supporting these measures when it is all said and done.  Even though the smoking ban may seem like a trivial thing in the grand scheme of things, it is small victories like it that empower the evil leftists even more, and drive us closer and closer to the Socialist brink.  The health of a few anal people is not always the best thing for the economy, as crass as that may sound.

Keith Kloob 2-29-08

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Atheists.  This is their logo. Apparently Atheists have a logo. They have a website, they have meetings and conferences, and they have magazines and publications, websites and so on and so on. They even have a site dedicated to soldiers and former soldiers who wish to discredit the well-known term, “no such thing as an atheists in a foxhole.” They also like to get really scientific about the whole thing; always trying to act so sophisticated and systematic.


When did atheism become a religion? Honestly people who write, plan, organize and spend their lives promoting atheism have become just that-religious.  What do they talk about at their atheism conferences?


Atheist #1: I call this meeting to order. Is there any new business?

Atheist #2: Yes, I have a statement. There is no God…or gods for that matter.

Atheist #1: Ok, very good then. Any other discussion?

(Silence)

Atheist #1: Agreed. Meeting Adjourned.


The simple definition of an Atheist is: “
An atheist is one who disbelieves in the existence of deities. Different definitions identify various levels of disbelief that an atheist may have. An atheist may be one who asserts that no deities exist, one who rejects belief in any deities, or one who simply does not believe in the existence of any deities.


Ok simple enough. So if that’s what you choose to believe (or more accurately, refuse to accept) fine. But why have atheists turned their “disbelief” into the belief of their atheism? It seems like a little backwards to me. Haven’t they turned the idea of Atheism into their belief system? Their Deity? Whatever, I guess I don’t really care- I know what I believe and I can take comfort in my destination of life after death.


I just think it’s weird that disbelief in something has become a belief. I’m confused. I’m going to take a nap now.

In closing here is a list of prominent atheists.

Mikhail Gorbachev

Billy Joel

Lance Armstrong

Mark Twian

Jeanne Garofalo (disgusting)

Kathy Griffin (ditto)

Robert Smith

Ernest Hemingway

George Soros (evil)

Adam Corrolla

Jody Foster

Bjork

Alistair Campbell

Friedrich Nietzsche

Joseph Stalin

Charles Darwin


Editors Note: Darwinists (you know, the people with the Darwin fish on their car) are the same way. They turned a theory into a belief system complete with decals and stickers.

Perry Tostenmen 2-22-08

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Brainwashing Children, Global Warming and my Response

I saw a Chevy ad where the commercial host asked a group of approximately 8 children, “how many of you are vegetarians?” In the ad, 5 kids enthusiastically raised their hands. The advertisement went on to explain that the Chevy Silverado is also “a vegetarian” as it uses corn based ethanol. The kids smiled and laughed. The sun beamed and danced on the sparkling new truck. The green grass illuminated the perfect utopia setting and the minority host grinned with environmental satisfaction.


Bull Sh*t.


I personally want everyone to know that I know consider Chevrolet and their ad campaign evil. They have bought into a lie and have encouraged children to be vegetarians, drive only ethanol powered trucks and become raging environmentalists. How dare you! You have exploited children into a “green” brainwash.


We as Americans cannot stand for this any longer. Everyone buying into the “green trend global warming” hyper-babble non-sense is ruining our country. I worry about our future and I worry that the kids in this ad won’t have any corn left to eat since its all in their Suburbans’ gas tanks.


Here’s a simple thought from Jason Lewis, KTLK Afternoon Talk Show Host and regular substitute for Rush Limbaugh. 
“Instead of tax incentives and subsidies for hybrids and ethanol production, how about we construct 5 new refineries, tap Anwar’s oil-filled a**, and bring gas back down to $1.50/gallon.”


Instead, we feed our next generation lies about corn based fuel and that somehow eating meat is un-hip. In 15 years we will be a nation of vegans, vegetarians, wind energy loons and cowards. Thank you everyone for buying the lies at wholesale value and moving forward with “climate-change” initiatives.


My only response to you Chevy Flex Fuel and all the other tree huggers out there-good f*cking luck!!!!!!!

By Perry Tostenmen 2-5-08

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