SSFfishFaces.JPG

Home
About Us
Everyday Life Rants
Hot Topic Rants
Money Rants
Pet Peeve Rants
Political Rants
Random Rants
Daily Honors
Into Jerry's Temple
Who Am I?
Photo Album
Videos
SSF Comic Strip
Archives

The Gross National Debt

KEITH RETURNS FROM THE DEAD TOMORROW!!!!  MANY, MANY WEEKS OF NEW RANTS AND OTHER BULLSHIT!!!  KEITH WILL BE BACK IN FULL EFFECT!!! STAY TUNED!!!  WHERE IS PERRY?

Featured Rant

Rising Death Tolls.  Every 3 minutes the death toll rises another 1000 people from Hurricane A or Earthquake B.  Why don't you media outlets wait til everything is sorted out before you starting reporting death tolls.  It's
really annoying.  You're constant reporting of catastrophes worldwide is bad enough.  Creating more
hysteria by constantly pushing up the death toll isn't helping.  Try getting the FACTS straight for a change.  Show a little respect and quit capitalizing on other peoples misery.
Jerry Goldstein 4-15-08

|

Featured Photo

Funny/princess.JPG

|

Doucheface Idiot of the Day

DoucheNeck/robinson.jpg
Gene Robinson, Episcopal Bishop:
Yahoo newsite, "Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson knows he is inviting death threats by entering into a civil union with his gay partner on the eve of his church’s biggest ecclesiastical conference. And he says it is worth it, because he is doing what God asks of him."

Robinson was quoted in the article saying, "“The table that God invites us to includes everyone, and the church is going to get it wrong sometimes,” “I think the Archbishop of Canterbury has gotten this wrong by not inviting everyone. I’m going to go and offer myself and talk with anyone who wants to talk to someone who is unashamedly gay and unashamedly Christian.”

Gene, you got it wrong.  For the past 20 years you’ve been involved in a homosexual relationship while being an Episcopalian priest.  How can you call yourself a man of God?  You are living in sin and I hope for your sake, and your congregations sake, you change your ways.
Jerry Goldstein 5-9-08


|

"Hello, my name is..........and I like........"

MyName/2824732.jpg

|

Featured Video

Japanese Diarrhea


Funny Videos

|

Into Jerry's Temple

JerryG/180px-Gummy_bears.jpg
Gummy Bears.
  There’s nothing gummy about bears, worms maybe, but not bears.  Bears are furry and run on all fours or just their hind legs depending on which species we’re talking about.  Bears can be ferocious and have been known to attack humans, but mostly they eat berries and salmon.  So when I see gummy bears I’m really offended by the blatant misrepresentation of the animal.  I want people to be careful around bears.  Enjoy them from a distance but do not, I repeat, do not startle them or play with their babies, also known as cubs.

Jerry Goldstein 5-6-08

|

The Trials and Tribulations of SSF Comic Strip
In the early stages of actual animation.  Stay tuned.

Cartoon/cartoon21.jpg

|

RECENT COMMENT POSTINGS

First Amendment of the United States Constitution:  "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

We here at Sharkshellfish hold no ill-will to those who doubt our dogmas or views.  However, we do believe the strongest point of any democracy is a plethora of different views on any, and every subject.  Any good free nation knows that many differing views can only show them their weaknesses, and make them stronger as a whole by recognizing those views.
** Disclaimer**  Content on this site may sometimes be fiction.

Contact Us

web statistics